…why, Bad Mommy, of course.

Thanks to Open Book Toronto for adding Bad Mommy to their summer reading list.

http://www.openbooktoronto.com/news/open_book_recommends_summer_reading_edition_1

 

Bad Mommy-Good review

Posted: June 17, 2012 in Uncategorized

 

This great review is from our friends at Mommy Kat and Kids…

thanks!

http://www.mommykatandkids.com/2012/06/embrace-your-inner-badness-with-bad-mommy-by-willow-yamauchi.html

I have really appreciated all of the great mommy blog love Bad Mommy has been catching, but this one is particularly sweet, thanks Melissa!

S.O.S. Mom: “Bad Mommy” Book Review & Giveaway – USA & Canada

And sweet solidarity from our great Mommy Friends at Vancouver Moms, thanks, sisters!

http://www.vancouvermom.ca/for-mom/redefining-mom-self-confessed-bad-mommy-willow-yamauchi/

Please tune in Saturday morning at 10:30 on CFAX 1070 that’s AM 1070 as Bad Mommy is interviewed by the awesome Shirley Broback on Real Parenting Radio https://www.facebook.com/realparentingradio

Bad Mommy had an epic launch last night…one of the features was an anonymous Mommy confession box!

Here is what some mommies had to say

-I put quail eggs and other embarrassing things in my daughter’s lunch kit

-I showed my child how to roll a joint at menarche

-My daughter didn’t sleep through the night until she was three and all my friends looked at me like it was my fault

-been a nude model at 280lbs

-if I’m out in the evening I make sure to come home after bedtime never during

-I run for exercise and I run away from the chaos of home

-I believe chocolate body paint is art and fun

-My mother used to put me in a milk can to keep me from wandering into the pig pen which I used to do often

-I took my kids to the sitter and said I was working but I wasn’t

-I hate winers but love wine

-I slept with two glorious men one lovely evening

-I confess I killed an injured kitten with my little girl, sent it to heaven

-Even though I am thoroughly fully and madly in love with my husband I did fall under the spell of tequila and am guilty of the pleasure or passionately kissing another man

-left my baby with my crazy hippie sister

-I used to leave my daughter asleep in her crib and run to the corner store

-took my children’s name in vain

-daughter bleeding from the waist down holding an animal skull with fangs just said “don’t let your grandmother see that thing”

-I hate the name of my son-adoption has its downside

-put myself first on numerous occasions

-dropped LSD with my 13 year old niece when she came to visit

-had sex in a glass elevator in the courtyard of Calgary City hall

-I took my 11 month old with me on an island while we wandered around in search of man-eating komodo dragons

-I swear at my kids every day

-gave my mom a vibrator at her divorce party

-my daughters held a surprise birthday party for me on the way home from work I saw all the cars and kept on driving past

-I picked my daughter up out of the crib and accidentally smacked her head right into the slanted ceiling-she still seems like a bright girl

-It takes 180 photos to get 1 with everyone happy in a Christmas photo

-I don’t know what I did with my spare time before I had kids

-Photographed the wedding of my husband’s gay lover

 

January Magazine: Non-Fiction: Bad Mommy by Willow Yamauchi

 

http://www.picklemethis.com/2012/05/13/bad-mommy-by-willow-yamauchi/

Latest confessions

Posted: May 11, 2012 in Uncategorized

Hi folks,

I have compilled the last batch of confessions into one post, as you can’t seem to see them all otherwise…I’m not expert in wordpress!

 

Dear BAD MOMMY

Ok, here’s my confession. I don’t like looking at babies I think their kind of ugly. I hate it when people ask me to hold there babies, they look like aliens. I’m a bad Mommy, don’t make me hold your ugly baby.

thanks,

anonymous Bad Mommy

 

 

Dear Bad Mommy,

I just picked up MacDonalds Happy Meals for my kids on the way home from work.  I’m a nutritionist. I’m going to hell

Sincerely,

BAD FOOD MOMMY

 

bad mommy

I’m not actually sure who the father of my daughter is-not like I am a total whore or something, but I did sleep with two guys around the same time. I don’t want the guy I’m with (who thinks he’s the dad) to know so I can’t tell him to get the test.  I’m worried.

God, I suck,

anonymous